Me and Vint (The Rape-Train Express) decided to go into 3v3 Face-Off instead of 2v2. We join a game with a party of 3 already there, acting like they are amazingly good. "Oh are you gonna rage quit once we've beat you? Everybody rage quits! " One of them said. He continued to emphasise the point that they were some kind of gods within Face-Off. He then starting calling us gay, as an 11 year old would, and the first game started. Me and Vint decided to not go crazy and sweat, but to try and quickscope. These guys we were playing weren't bad, they were actually quite good. We lost the first game and then in the lobby they were throwing all kinds of pre-pubescent insults. Insulting our mothers and whatever. In the next game, Vint says to me "Right, Fuck this, let's absolutely beast them." A few minutes passed, and their rage began. After every kill we could hear them whining about how they were getting spawn trapped, or how our gun was better than theirs, or how they wished their penis would grow like the other boys. After we beat them that game, they blamed the map in the pre-game lobby. "Oh that map is shit, the spawns are terrible." The third game rolls around, and once again, they are getting dominated. Even though they were camping in every possible corner, we still were beasting them. Then, once we had battered them, they starting telling us we were sad, and that we tryed to hard. (Even though they were sweating their asses off trying to beat us xD) And then, eventually, they admitted defeat and we, infact, made THEM rage quit.
1-0 To The Rape-Train Express.